Animated Geefs!

You can refer to the following chart...

Please remember, these are only ESTIMATES of your potential power and cuteness. Actual lovableness will vary. Good luck!

You Caught Me In A Transitional Phase.

 This piece to the left was done in my Moleskin with a trusty Sharpie marker. It's a little something I like to call "Where you have vitriol, I only have love". I do these little drawings often, and you'd be surprised how many times worms end up in them. I  rustled up a few other examples to illustrate my point.

Mind you, as a kid I dug up worms like everyone else, but I never had any type of worms as a parasite, or anything that might cause me to obsess about them. I hardly ever think of worms, actually. But put that Sharpie in my hand, and there is a good chance you're getting worms or tendrils of some kind. Tentacles are good, too. But we're talking about worms here. Vermiculated. That's a good word. It means to be worm-eaten, or have a texture like that of being eaten by worms. It sounds funky, but it can be used as describing something decorative. For reals!

That's not a tattoo. It's me not having paper to draw on. What's interesting is that in the top drawing, the worms are something bad, but in the others, not so much. It could be a power thing, like "Yeah, I got worms inside me!" I've heard of a guy who cured his allergies by giving himself tapeworm. That's powerful stuff right there.

New Site, New Blog, New Stuffs!

Big sweeping changes lately. I've been keeping busy, and haven't blogged in what, 38 years or so? With the help of my lovely wife Amanda, a new site is up and running (though still going through some development), and this here spot is where all new blog posts will be landing. Stay tuned for scary stories and sketchy hilarity!